Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Why did god create the penis like a stick?

The male flower also has a stem like a stick or penis. Are they all related.



This means God somehow created every male parts like a stick and female parts like a flower.



It looks like a stick is used to poke the flower to breed. Sounds logical. Looks like life is afterall designed be a mighty powerful god. Believers probably think so and atheists probably think this is silly.



I think something fishy going on. Where did god learn to use a stick to poke a flower before creation of anything?



That meaans everything or every knowledge already existed before creation of anything. Why create when everything was already known?



Philosophy questions are hard for believers to answer.

Why did god create the penis like a stick?
If you think of it as a "stick", then I feel really sorry for Mrs. Unabletoplaytennis
Reply:Where did God learn how to use a stick to poke a flower?

heheheheheheee lolol



Im sorry! That just hits me as really funny!
Reply:Why not. Penis looks more like a mushroom.



Don't mushrooms and flowers grow in the same yard?



It is to grow that word.
Reply:So, you would prefer what, a tennis racket?
Reply:Clearly, you haven't learned the real use of your "stick"
Reply:I'm a believer and think this is silly. Do you really consider this philosophy?
Reply:Stick?!? Mine doesn't look like a stick. It looks like... a military Rocket.
Reply:pig!
Reply:Better one stick than a forest of leaves.
Reply:god has always been. there is a male and female god, everything in nature is male female. god knows everything.



besides, it would hurt if it was shaped like a hockey stick.
Reply:Wow...
Reply:I use a stick to poke dead bodies
Reply:Why don't you give a real question next time.
Reply:Would you much rather have it shaped like a cresent wrench?

Be happy that you have a "Mr. Happy"
Reply:It was already known because God knows everything. He designed it that way because He wanted to. Ask Him why someday. Don't ask me why He does things-I don't pretend to know why-I just know He does.
Reply:I wouldn't have it any other way.
Reply:That stick that you are talking about is what was driving the Bible ladies crazy!!!



Ezekiel 23:8 -New International Reader's Version (NIRV)

"She started being a prostitute in Egypt. And she never stopped. When she was young, men had sex with her. They kissed her virgin breasts. They used up all of their sinful longings on her.



Ezekiel 23:20-21 (NIV) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Reply:Actually for a flower the "stick" like part is the pistil - which is the female reproductive part of a flower.



The male reproductive parts are the "stamen".
Reply:Mine is like a toothpick



small and slender and normally found in someones m...NAH i aint gonna say it


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